weedgrandma:

Tell me how cute I am and I’ll respond with I know!!

(via wesniall)

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via fuckin-king)

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via mschrisiliu)

lostincape-town:

I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.

(via beautifuldisasterx92)

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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(via ruinedchildhood)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*